granolier than thou 

the attitude of someone who lives, eats and dresses healthier than yours truly, and doesn't let you forget it

I wanted to go to that new vegetaian restaurant, but I can't stand those irritating patchouli smelling granolier than thou hippie freaks. Let's get a burger.

granolier than thou by pitou January 19, 2008

granoler

Slang for "granola."

Princess ate her granoler bar because she was very ungry.

granoler by mayo79 April 14, 2008

granolaed 

1. to have been messed up or mixed up enough to revert to a mental state only comparable to the conglomeration known as granola
2. to have been incorporated into granola

It might have been the all night studying, or it might have been the drinking whilst studying, but either way, my mind was all granolaed like a bunch of jibbly bits of gobbly stuff.

granolaed by Tandem Felix April 24, 2007

granoley 

Taking a chunky shit and forcing it up the ass of another person, dry, so it anally ruptures them.

Damn, my girl friend is on that freaky type shit. Last night, she wanted me to granoley with her, after making me eat weird food for dinner.

granoley by FreakBoi September 4, 2016

granolesque 

Having the attributes of granola.

He's still in his granolesque stage - fruity and nutty.

granolesque by lady j March 16, 2005

Granolescence 

The state of being granolesque. Also: Granolescent.

His granolescence scares everyone who doesn't use patchouli for deoderant.

Granolescence by lady j March 16, 2005