granny porn

pornography where an elderly woman partakes in one or many sexual acts with a younger man, usually a blow job or missionary position

Wow, I had no idea that Duffy's grandma was in granny porn. What a slut.

granny porn by Jason Finner October 13, 2008

grannycon

someone who only likes girls over the age of 18, aka grannies.

"dude! i ain't no lolicon; i'm a grannycon!"

grannycon by nyanners July 13, 2017

grannypants

the definition of uncool pants.
usually baggy and old, the kind you wear for comfort and not for looks.
mostly grey as a result of bad washing, usually stretched with age and often seriously lacking elastic.
pants that i would be devastated to be caught wearing in the throws of fondling.

'my god those are one hella grannypants she got hanging out there!'

grannypants by shmurgally <3 December 9, 2008

grannyposting

posting boomer memes to Facebook that are extremely cringe worthy and directed at family members, usually grandchildren

I caught my nana grannyposting yesterday, she sent me and my two kids a Minions meme.

grannyposting by Post12346 July 21, 2020

Grannycon

A slang word for pedophiles.

"EW, I am not some Grannycon! That woman has to be 19!"

Grannycon by NeptuneFell September 11, 2023