delusions of grandeur 

1. a delusion (common in paranoia) that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are

2. what occurs when you have feelings for someone that are so extreme, and you describe them, but the other person doesn't feel the same way... at all.

mitch is having delusions of grandeur about ange again.

delusions of grandeur by domokun December 11, 2004

gaylusions of grandeur 

thinking that because you are gay you are extremely hot

That boy posing at the bar has gaylusions of grandeur.

gaylusions of grandeur by jaime-josé July 6, 2009

grandeur complex 

The idea of being superior to other people.

His showed his grandeur complex when he said 'I'm better than you, bunch of pitiful ignorants.'

grandeur complex by Forastero April 20, 2006

Granderpants 

An unattractive, old fashioned and often huge style of underpants/breifs, worn by pensioners and people with appalling fashion sense.

Often spotted covering large asses, where the lining of the granderpants are visible through pants/jeans and exposed to the unfortunate public. Also commonly spotted on people with grotesque and fat behinds.

As Jim walked down the street he noticed a fat old lady wearing a gross flowery dress with her huge pantie line clearly visible underneath. A gust of wind blew up her dress further exposing her brown huge underwear, that was struggling to contain her huge, fat and saggy ass. It was then Jim knew he had spotted a pair of granderpants.

Granderpants by Dark Owl July 13, 2009

GRANDer 

It's a life style. It shows that we are all weird! We are all amazing in our own ways! We all STAND GRAND and will always STAY BEAUTIFUL! GRAND means we will starve a bully and feed our soul! GRAND means we will always stand by Vincent Castronovo Jr. The GRANDman! No matter what! It shows that we will always follow our dreams!

Starve a Bully, Feed your soul, Stand GRANDer.
Stay GRANDer.
Vincent Castronovo.

GRANDer by Mrs.Castronovo June 23, 2011

cookie granderson 

Another name for the multi all star mlb center fielder curtis granderson. The name originated from his sweet catches and sugary attitude both on and off the field. After each time granderson hits a home run the bleacher creatures in the outfield have been known to yell, "ding the cookies are done"

Hey jeter did you see cookie granderson make that diving catch last night to win the game?

cookie granderson by pugsalini127 July 22, 2010

Delusions of grandeur 

Illusions of grandeur - schizophrenic

Delusions of grandeur - crystal meth addicted

(Soliloquy to self) I'm enormously proud of that lecture I produced at the friar's club last evening. My delusions of grandeur had kicked in just in time for the thing to roll right off my tongue with such ease, power, effectiveness.

2) (social workers comparing notes) - "the boy ain't schizophrenic. He high on crystal, caught up in his own delusions of grandeur and shit.

Delusions of grandeur by #antonio October 29, 2018