grandmothers mink coat 

The hairball you shit out after giving head to an extremely hairy man.

After giving Nico a blowjob, I dropped my grandmothers mink coat off at the porcelain idol.

grandmothers mink coat by mirk the man May 17, 2011

grandmothers string 

grandmothers string is a magical invisible string that gives you the uncanny ability to randomly develop skills that give you the capability to skateboard, no sorry ROCKboard down the sides of waterfalls and jagged rocks, it also helps ytou find your way to a singing boy, baracaded in a cave inside of goblinland

do not worry for i have grandmothers string....are you comming?

grandmothers string by OMG YAY May 4, 2008

praying grandmothers

your grandmothers prayer protecting you

“i got praying grandmothers for niggas who hate”

praying grandmothers by Freeway.re August 22, 2020

Your Grandmothers Maggot Cheese 

Is a phrase to describe the vile stench of a specific odour which comes from expired processed foods, such as old potato chips. This phrase could also be used to describe a mushy and slightly moist substance. Specifically if a strand of hair is present within the mushy and moist substance.

"Hey Chris! have a whiff of these chips I bought from the vending machine!"
"WTF! That smells like Your Grandmothers Maggot Cheese"
"talk about gross!"

*Eating Lunch
"Eww! I found a hair in my food!"
"Wow! talk about Your Grandmothers Maggot Cheese"

Your Grandmothers Maggot Cheese by Meistro69 March 17, 2014

Shit in my grandmothers mouth 

Exclamation of shock or surprise

‘Do you remember how frigid my bitch used to be? Well last night she let me take her up the chocolate factory!’

‘Well, shit in my grandmothers mouth!! What a ho she is!’

Shit in my grandmothers mouth by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024

pickle me grandmother 

Expression of shock or disappointment.

Australian colloquialism made popular by the character Ted Bullpitt in the 70's sitcom "Kingswood Country".

(synonym) "D'oh!"

Pickle me grandmother !! The wog's just crashed into the Kingswood !!

pickle me grandmother by doc brown October 6, 2007

cher's grandmother 

A butt ugly man.

Man Mel's new boyfriend gone a Cher's grandmother!

cher's grandmother by Dmarsha September 19, 2023