Intellectual Grabass 

When two people (especially egotistical smart people) flirt with each other using their intelligence to debate a scholarly issue.

An example of an instance of intellectual grabass would be:

Male professor: "Didn't you think Nietzsche's "Will to Power" was the most influencial work of its day?"

Female professor: "Heavens yes! Foucult, Sarte, and Camus would be utterly unispired without it."

Intellectual Grabass by MLZ November 10, 2006

Grabassin 

Noun; Grab-Ass-In

1.)A process in which a person or group of people perform meaningless tasks to occupy time instead of completing an assignment, task or job

2.)When a person decides to replace a given task with another less valuable or exhausting task in an attempt to relieve themselves of a given responsibility

Coach: Staci, your supposed to be doing the ball drills

Staci: Coach, I was just talking to Chris about yesterdays game
Coach: I know grabassin when i see it, now start running

Grabassin by T0pher8 February 4, 2010

grabass or grab-ass 

nothing to do with sex.

Grabass or grab-ass is stupid horseplay.
Grab-ass is always associated with men and boys trying to avoid work or some other responsibility.
Commonly used in the Southern States.

The boss sees his workers fooling around and wasting time. He says, "OK let's stop the grab ass and get to work."

grabass or grab-ass by RUP March 17, 2004

Grasseschi 

(vb) to grasseschi is to keep an absolutely straight face while doing something such as going on a roller coaster or having an orgasm.

Hey man I went on Bizarro yesterday and Grasseschied the whole time

Grasseschi by TheMexicanPirate June 29, 2012

sun grasses 

Cheap glasses you keep with you to wear after smoking some marijiuaners to keep your blood shot eyes hidden

Guy1: So you guys want to go trick or treating now
now
Guy2: Nah we're super high, did you forget?
Guy1: Don't worry, I stopped by goodwill and picked up a few pairs of sun grasses on the way here.

sun grasses by 50shadesofdone November 3, 2014

can of grabass 

Elderly, female visitors to National Historic sites frequently open this while having their picture taken with costumed employees of the site. They are often, but not always, from Quebec.

Wow. That elderly lady just opened a can of grabass on me. Dave would have loved it.

can of grabass by who's he eh? July 29, 2010

Put your grasses on 

This is a phrase used by Berserk fans to mock the poor english pronunciation of the 1997 Berserk opening "Tell Me Why" by Penpals. The original line is "put your glasses on", but the pronunciation is so horrible that it sounds like "grasses". This phrase is used to joke on the unexpectedness and betrayal of The Eclipse, the horrible animation of the Berserk 2016/2017 anime or a way to say someone is very narrow minded, oblivious, have bad taste or did something horrible since "they forgot to put their grasses on". There are many alterations available for this phrase: "(if only) they put their grasses on", "put your grasses on", "(he/she should've) put (his/her) grasses on", "(I should've) put (my) grasses on" . Along many more possible phrasings. This can also be used to mock people who spend too much time in there rooms as it is an extension of the joke "touch grass".

" If only Griffith remembered to put his grasses on, nothing would've been wrong".
"If only the Berserk 2016 animators remembered to put their grasses on"
"I should've remembered to put my grasses on before reading the Eclipse"

Talking about Berserk fan animation : "This is what the Berserk 2016 anime would looked like if I put my grasses on"
"That kid actually likes Berserk 2016, he should put his grasses on."
"Put your grasses on and stop watching the Berserk 2016/2017 anime"

Put your grasses on by gwenbark July 15, 2022