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Price Gouging 

Price gouging is a term for a seller pricing much higher than is considered reasonable or fair. In precise, legal usage, it is the name of a felony that applies in some of the United States only during civil emergencies. In less precise usage, it can refer either to prices obtained by practices inconsistent with a competitive free market, or to windfall profits.
Take a $16 ticket, add $5.90 convenience charge, then add $2.20 for ordering online, and that's a 52% markup for a ticket to buy from ticketmaster.com

FIFTY PERCENT MARKUP, now THAT IS PRICE GOUGING!!!
Price Gouging by ihatescams October 6, 2009
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dick-gouging 

The blatant, purposeful and nefarious act of overcharging for condoms. Mainly perpetuated by chain drug stores, such as CVS, service stations, and assorted other 24-hr convenient stores.
Hey dude, I've got a tip for you. Never buy connies at CVS. I paid $13.49 for a box of 12, last week. Then tonight I went to grocery store, and the same prophylactics were $3.99. Dude, fuck CVS-- that's straight-up "dick-gouging!"
dick-gouging by midnightheorist February 14, 2010

SPRUCE GOOSING 

A sexual act where a very large woman is on top of a man cowboy style with her arms out to her side and making airplane noises, while unable to receive any upward thrust.
"Nate went out spruce goosing again last night."
SPRUCE GOOSING by yorg December 8, 2015
Your Gousin or God-Cousin is the child of the sibling of your God parent.

Often, young people are attracted to their Gousin as they don't see them as a family member.
"Hey man"

"Wazzup"

"Bro, my gousin is so hot"
Gousin by labradoodle_9/11 May 13, 2023
Wanting something really bad.

This term was coined in the hit podcast Chuckle Sandwich in the year 2021.
I'm goosing for some Tostitos right now.
goosing by benblem January 15, 2022
Pinching someone's bum and running away. As in the attack on Sue Turton on Channel 4 News (UK).
He crept up behind her and gave her a good goosing.
goosing by Adam Dexter August 4, 2007

Silly-goosing 

(V) The act of being a silly goose
My dog is silly-goosing right now.
Silly-goosing by 4n 1di0t October 29, 2019