Gosport 

A dingy, lifeless town on the south coast of England where nothing ever happens. Steeped in naval history which is about the only thing going for it. Population is roughly 80,000. 30% are dirty unwashed chavs who'll stab you for a bag of chips. 50% are OAPs who'll tell you about when everything was all fields and the other 20% are people like me. Desparate to escape to somewhere half decent.

Dirty Gosport chav: 'oi mush giv us ur fukin' chips you slag
Bewildered Gosport pensioner: eh?

Gosport by Mikettb May 28, 2008

Gosford Handshake 

Australian slang for when someone is stabbed at a train station.

Me mate Damo was just tryna' sling some durries up on the Cennie Coast, when outta nowhere, two lads gave him the ol' Gosford handshake and stole all of his shit.

Gosford Handshake by _RL_ December 24, 2020

godfortrapped 

To totally screw someone over by making a mess of their pad when they're trying to make a good impression.

"Those monsters, they godfortrapped us!" Casey screamed.

"There's no way we can impress Miss Cunnekut now!" Kristen agreed.

godfortrapped by KristenT April 27, 2006

Gosport 

Gosport a shitty town on the south coast of england full of chavs and roadmen who'll stab you for a packet of crisps after robbing your moped

I don't like staying in Gosport I might get shanked

Gosport by Frank1950 November 19, 2019

Gosford Skirt 

Named after the city of Gosford in Australia, which is just south of a place called 'The Entrance'. These skirts are so aptly named because the skirt is just below "The Entrance".

Check out how short he skirt is! Definately a Gosford Skirt.

Gosford Skirt by YouCantBeSerious05 July 5, 2011

Gosford Boots 

"Fuck me boots" or "Come fuck me boots" are often referred to as Gosford boots. Gosford is a city on the north coast of NSW which is near a place called The Entrance.

She's got her Gosford boots on.
"Gosford boots? Why do you call them Gosford boots?"

Because it's close to The Entrance.

Gosford Boots by donut44 May 9, 2009

Gosford skirt 

Used to describe a very short skirt.

Slang from NSW, Australia. Mainly used in Sydney?
Gosford is a regional city/town in NSW that is just south of a town called "The Entrance". Therefore a Gosford skirt is one which is "close to The Entrance"

Check out the chick in the Gosford skirt!

Gosford skirt by Fatma Joe July 3, 2004