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Gojistickle
Go-jis -tick-ul
A cancerous and unwanted creature. Described as a weed to society, often found on a hockey pitch or infiltrating ‘Croft’ with ‘the gang’ (Gang consists of J Gretts and Dav) Can also be found in dark corners of his siblings bedroom, or alone with aquatic aviators. Other friends include Gregor Karlwoltsi and his left hand. Purpose of this cretinous creature is still to be understood, and his existence has made Theologians question the existence of god, coining the term ‘The gojistikular triangle’ questioning how God can be Omnipotence and Omnibebevolence, yet this cancerous creature can still exist. An answer is not yet found. To remove a wild Gojustickle from your general vicinity, ask simple geography questions. These will be too much for his meager intellect and scare him off.
A cancerous and unwanted creature. Described as a weed to society, often found on a hockey pitch or infiltrating ‘Croft’ with ‘the gang’ (Gang consists of J Gretts and Dav) Can also be found in dark corners of his siblings bedroom, or alone with aquatic aviators. Other friends include Gregor Karlwoltsi and his left hand. Purpose of this cretinous creature is still to be understood, and his existence has made Theologians question the existence of god, coining the term ‘The gojistikular triangle’ questioning how God can be Omnipotence and Omnibebevolence, yet this cancerous creature can still exist. An answer is not yet found. To remove a wild Gojustickle from your general vicinity, ask simple geography questions. These will be too much for his meager intellect and scare him off.
Gojistickle by Randatron January 19, 2024
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Godistic
This is more about worshipping God & not worshipping materialistic objects. You like nice things but at the same time, you don't worship or become obsess over material things.
"God over material things."
Creator : 'Kevin Reece' - born & raised in Jamaica, now living in Canada.
"God over material things."
Creator : 'Kevin Reece' - born & raised in Jamaica, now living in Canada.
That dude is more Godistic than materialistic.
Godistic
This is more about worshipping God & not worshipping materialistic objects. You like nice things but at the same time, you don't worship or become obsess over material things.
"God over material things."
Creator : 'Cuz boi' - born & raised in Jamaica, now in Canada.
"God over material things."
Creator : 'Cuz boi' - born & raised in Jamaica, now in Canada.
That dude is more Godistic than materialistic.
Godistic
This is more about worshipping God & not worshipping materialistic objects. You like nice things but at the same time, you don't worship or become obsess over material things.
"God over material things."
Creator : 'Cuz bwoy' - born & raised in Jamaica, now in Canada.
"God over material things."
Creator : 'Cuz bwoy' - born & raised in Jamaica, now in Canada.
That dude is more Godistic than materialistic.
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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