Gordons-border 

A unit of measurement defining the distance between the legs of a person suffering from Newtons-Berkineau disorder, an affectation of the ambulant limbs. Derived from the middle-english 'Gordynnes-border' the distance maintained between a healthy human being and a leprous dog-fiend under manorial-law.

"Shirley must be a good Gordons-border from Darren and she's still flashing her bacon rolls, the filthy trollop"

Gordons-border by Lord Beagle Fotherington-Smythe February 17, 2008

Gordons Alive 

To get a rather large stonk on, aka erection aka morning glory

Lookout missus gordons alive

Gordons Alive by Hamtoucher December 4, 2010

Jeff Gordons 

Rims that approx 24 inches in diameter.

Whilst looking at my new whip, T-bone complimented me on my jeff gordons.

Jeff Gordons by Fernando Valenzuela November 17, 2011

flash gordons 

oxy moron of very tired ass sneakers. they are so old that the pieces of the shit are coming apart, primarily worn by the UGLIEST people

Flash !! Gordons, flying through the sky, flasy !! Gordons, sneakers in disguise,
then you proceed to laugh insanely

flash gordons by Incediblystylish April 24, 2005

Blood Gordons 

Contrary to popular belief, Blood Gordons, (Excluding the beast) Are absolutely NOT FREAKS. Blood Gordons, Especially those of the Goldfish variety, are actually highly educated and witty individuals with great taste in music. They are capable of going great lengths to prove someone wrong. I.E. Making a legit definition for themselves just to accentuate the fact that they are not a freak.

Jarret: "FREAK"
Blood Gordons: "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED" *SENDS LINK
Jarret: " .. "
Blood Gordons: " :D "

.. And oh yeah, you just lost the game.

Blood Gordons by IamGOLDFISHhearMEglub August 15, 2011

Gordon Ramsay 

A great british chef who doesn't know where the fuck the lamb sauce is.

'It's fucking raw' screamed Gordon Ramsay

Gordon Ramsay by fuckmeelizabeth July 14, 2017

Gordon Ramsay 

A great cook who gets triggered of frozen products.

Gordon Ramsay: ARE THE ICE CUBES FRESH OR FROZEN!?

Chef: F-frozen sir..

Gordon Ramsay: ...Fucking hell.

Gordon Ramsay by Freaky.Pity August 27, 2019