When you break up with a girl who quiefs a lot on your dick, and sleeps with other men while dating you. You call her a goozer.
Man you know that chick Spencer I went out with. What a goozer.
by TheOneTheOnly December 1, 2012
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A teenager who is not good at video games but still plays them.
Man, Leonard was being such a Goozer last night.
by Goozer June 25, 2015
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