gootch

Used to tell someone that they are wrong or that you are better than them.

Lick me Gootch man!!!

by Taste_my_steel January 31, 2006

gootch

bad sign, an omen of bad things to come

from the movie STAND BY ME. We just flipped coins to see who will go first, we all got "tails" - thats a gootch.

by unsonny December 27, 2005

Gootch

Known commonly as a short for gucci, which is a better way to say good.

That was gootch!

by megadethforlife July 25, 2016

gorilla gootch

Def. 1- A really stupid nigga
Def. 2- A super hairy gootch

For definition 1- get that gorilla gootch out of my bed

For definition 2- Dude, Mike, u need to shave yo gorilla gootch man

by nb_35 June 11, 2012

gootch warbler

one who has the predisposition to praise or sing about gootch
as the result of a strong usually erotic attraction to the gootch area.

"why the hell does he keep talkin about that chicks gootch when her ta tas are obviously the main event? what a gootch warbler!"

by captain smooth September 11, 2007

Gootch Pearl

The buildup of skin, hair, blood, pus, feces, semen, scabs, toilet paper and substances from your fingernails after scratching your gootch and walking around with thick thighs creating a morbidly obese high pressure heat and density that creates balls of nastyness for a day or so.

Damn fatass got gootch pearls from not showering for a week, what a fat fuck.

by Farty McCrablice October 30, 2006

getting gootched

When someone comes up behind you and either kicks or hits you in the balls from behind, squishing your rod and tackle against your gootch. Extremely painful, and nearly impossible to block or prepare for, unlike the roshambo. The only defense is extreamly baggy pants, or a cup.

John was lying the the ground for ten minutes after getting gootched.

by Anti November 13, 2004