Gootching is when you and your friends pool together a small amount of cash to buy a shitbox on Craigslist known as a “gootch” Then proceed to live out your wildest fantasies. By soaring off jumps and rallying through waterfowl mating areas, light that fucker on fire and jump it into a small pond while eating a bowl of ramen. The world is your oyster.
by Lukeray October 24, 2020
Gootched
Meaning to gootch someone
Gootch being the space between your testicles and your anus.
Sticking someone's face in your Gootch
Meaning to gootch someone
Gootch being the space between your testicles and your anus.
Sticking someone's face in your Gootch
by SpiffyMarlin July 13, 2006
That was gootch!
by megadethforlife July 25, 2016
For definition 1- get that gorilla gootch out of my bed
For definition 2- Dude, Mike, u need to shave yo gorilla gootch man
For definition 2- Dude, Mike, u need to shave yo gorilla gootch man
by nb_35 June 11, 2012
one who has the predisposition to praise or sing about gootch
as the result of a strong usually erotic attraction to the gootch area.
as the result of a strong usually erotic attraction to the gootch area.
"why the hell does he keep talkin about that chicks gootch when her ta tas are obviously the main event? what a gootch warbler!"
by captain smooth September 11, 2007
The buildup of skin, hair, blood, pus, feces, semen, scabs, toilet paper and substances from your fingernails after scratching your gootch and walking around with thick thighs creating a morbidly obese high pressure heat and density that creates balls of nastyness for a day or so.
by Farty McCrablice October 30, 2006
When someone comes up behind you and either kicks or hits you in the balls from behind, squishing your rod and tackle against your gootch. Extremely painful, and nearly impossible to block or prepare for, unlike the roshambo. The only defense is extreamly baggy pants, or a cup.
by Anti November 13, 2004