fecal matter which sticks to your anal cavity and takes at least five wipes to alleviate and has a uncanny resemblence to really thick peanut butter. some people view it as a sickness thus goopiepoopalitis.
goopiepoopalitis: dude i took a dump and it stuck to the side of my leg i think i have goopiepoopalitis man
by topher mcpherson August 24, 2006