Goonerbating

Masturbating for long periods often extending past 6 hours.

Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.

"K.Quigs missed class because he was having a goonerbating session with a heard of pig dools."

see "pig dool."

Goonerbating by Polyester Pigdool Patterson March 10, 2011

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Goobernater

A person who that is a dork that will also be quick to poke fun of other people while claiming to be amazing...but the entire time is a dork.

Watch the movie the Jerk, that guy is a goobernater

Goobernater by Trebeck August 24, 2010

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Goonerbator • Goobernater • goonerator • Goonerbating • goonermaxer

Goonerbator

NOUN. A person who is addicted, or persistent in the act of masturbating. Although stops right before they ejaculate.
The word is an extension of the verb "goon".

Although Tohamy goons every once in a while, by no means is he a goonerbator.

Goonerbator by ASN-SPIDEY June 8, 2024

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goonermaxer

A person that goons alot or is weird to be araund.

Henry was so touchy today.

I know hes such a goonermaxer

goonermaxer by Eespruh February 20, 2025

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goonerator

the thing that makes you goon; a generator for gooning

"turning on your goonerator!"

goonerator by rubystones October 5, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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