Gooning is an act wherein porn addicts masturbate and edge for hours on end, yet do not achieve orgasm (nor do they want to) for weeks or months. Any orgasm a gooner/goonette does have should be ruined (save that of a femboy or sissy, who are allowed a ruin or a sissygasm).
by Goonyfemboy April 17, 2018
To masturbate, especially in an obsessive or energetic way. See gooning. Also, the act of masturbating energetically.
Given the choice, he'd rather goon than fuck. At the end of a hard day, he likes to toke up and goon. He's going to go home and have a goon.
by kendigby November 2, 2011
by LihamSpaget November 24, 2021
1)"I'll come to your house, me and my goons
Loadin up bangers, ridin under the moon
Throwin up fingers sayin "My side rule"-Lil wayne
2)You shouldnt had fucked wit tyrone, his goons are comin to whoop your ass.
Loadin up bangers, ridin under the moon
Throwin up fingers sayin "My side rule"-Lil wayne
2)You shouldnt had fucked wit tyrone, his goons are comin to whoop your ass.
by Bobboo October 18, 2006
Cheap wine. Often comes in a 4 Litre Cask for around $10 Australian dollars.
'Magic Goon' is wine mixed with lemonade, OJ etc.
Most commonly said in Australia.
'Magic Goon' is wine mixed with lemonade, OJ etc.
Most commonly said in Australia.
by Diego August 29, 2003
by sowingwildoats June 16, 2003
Someone hired to rough someone up, usually someone big and dumb who commits acts of violence for money.
I'll show those fools, i'll hire a couple of goons to give those butt-pummeling ass clowns a fresh one accross the face. FIST!
by Ed K May 7, 2003