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Goonah Jab 

Wow josh W. you Goonah jabbed your girlfriend
Goonah Jab by Woody13243 May 15, 2010

goonshagne 

Pronounced goon-shane

Cheap Sparkling Wine. In fact the cheapest sparkling wine at a bottlo, should only be purchased in the absence of passionpop at said bottle shop.

The term itself is a portmanteau of goon and champagne despite the fact that goonshagne will almost certainly never be from the champagne region of france.
Underage Slut: Hi bottlo attendant. Give me a bottle of your finest passion pop.
Store Guy: Orrrr...Sorry we're out.
Underage Slut: Fuckin Fuck! I wanted to fuckin trash myself with it and get with six guys. Oh well i'll just take a few bottles of goonshagne, at least that stuff looks pretty classy.

Drunk reveler 1: Yes! I found a bottle of goonshagne in your mums cupboard!
Drunk reveler 2: Yeah, shes a closest alco...
Drunk reveler 1: oh...
goonshagne by Team JedAli September 20, 2007

El Goonish Shive 

A great webcomic written and drawn by Dan Shive. The characters are mostly eccentric and regularly funny, however sometimes there are bits of drama. Drawn in the anime comic style, though not completely influenced by it.
El Goonish Shive makes me laugh, weep, and keeps me on the edge of suspense!
El Goonish Shive by Anonymous July 23, 2003

gornashed 

One who has been horribly beaten
Elijah: Have you heard about the fight that happened behind the school?
Jassiah: Yeah, I heard Deklan got absolutely gornashed.
gornashed by TheGornashMaster March 30, 2021
Leftover soufflé - the combination of all the remnants of a group meal, can be created in a bowl or cup
Yo that goolash smells so bad.

Hey can you throw some of your gravy into the goolash?
Goolash by Goopmaster5000 January 16, 2019

El Goonish Shive 

A webcomic written by Daniel Shive that flawlessly blends cartoonish nonsense with an interesting, engaging plot.
It takes some pretty decent writing to make you actually empathize with the characters of any story. El Goonish Shive is the only webcomic to achieve this effect.