Alice the Goon, from Goon island, talks in squiggly lines and was originally a hireling of the Sea Hag.
Lanky, bald gal with thick fur round her groin and huge feet.

From the "Popeye" cartoon strips

Sea Hag: "Kill Popeye!"

Alice:"Blubber,Blubber (Noooooo!)"
by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005
some one who makes jokes that are disturbing and most despicable in the highest fashion. They are usually unintelligible by their irrevocable stupidity
random goon: "ever suck a dick you didn't like before?" me: "no, that dosen't make any sense." goon walks away to goonish friend. random goon: "hey this guy, i just asked him if he sucks dick and he was like I suck dick" goons walk away. me: "those guys are gay, GAY." buffoon lame-brain fathead
by straight as a nail. January 13, 2005
Some Fat cunt who goes into a chippy and asks for a pizza
Keith: (After reading the menu and realising there are no pizzas on it) Can I Have a Pizza?
Kev: Fuck Off ya Goon, we sell fish 'n' chips.
by Adski March 14, 2004
1. An odd, cute, but very dumb oafish person.
2. A hired thug
1. "Steph, you are the biggest goon"

2. "Steph, you need to stop being such a goon and quit beating up George."
by God May 27, 2003
a chill, peace loving, drunk, marijuana smoking, heina
HO: I wanna know, Al am I the only one, tell me?

And she said,
"You're not the only goon, but you're the best, Haley"
by maryjay October 04, 2006
Guy poon a.k.a. gay sex
Look at Eric; it looks like he's trying to get some goon from Steve.
by aleftynamedtony April 28, 2006
Large, sweaty, and super-saggy titties possibly covered in warts. Don't forget the hairy areolas.
"Damn, that girl's got a fat ass. But those titties gotta go... They're a couple of goons."
by The Littlelest Pig August 11, 2010

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