Australian slang that refers to cheap wine that typically comes in large sealed packets in boxes, of which is referred to as a "goon sack". Usually always tastes like shit, and is normally intended to get people as drunk as possible on the smallest budget possible.

Whilst it's supposed to be dispensed into glasses or cups, many people simply tear it out of the box and scull it straight from the sack.
Oi mate pass me the fuckin' goon sack ya cunt
by An Ambient Grey November 16, 2013
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Liquid refreshment one partakes in while feeling the effects of a fatty boom batty.
pass the goone bruv
by Neeko April 26, 2004
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When used by a girl in reference to a cute guy who is teasing her, "goon" ironically adopts an endearing connotation. In such a context, "goon" is synonymous to "goofball." It certain scenarios it can be indicative of romantic interest.
Oh my gosh, Andrew, stop teasing me. *giggle* You are SUCH a goon.
by ThatFishWhoDatedJulia July 20, 2020
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Hired thug, also could used to describe a person who does stupid things/says stupid things that are funny.
by Snowboardguy15 June 16, 2015
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A group of indescript people who are ordered around, or look up to an individual (Goon/s). Can also be used to describe a person who is sociall inadequate. Lastly, a colloquial term for hired thugs/goons.
I'll get my goons to come to the party, you getting your cronies?

Look at that goon over there, he's such a loser...

Some goons broke johnny's legs!
by Ivory Dragon May 7, 2005
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-$7.50 worth of wine, in a box, With a taste equivalent to shit.

-Linked with Mass brain cell reduction, taste bud destruction, and fines of up to two hundred and twenty-five dollars in Australia.

-Drank by facktards who are too cheap to spend 15 bucks on a six pack of bundaberg rum -which is liquid gold
Ben: Dude the cops are coming!! RUN!

Brad: MaNN i jUSt draNK a whOLe cask of GOON! i AINT runnInn noWheRe!!

*falls over*

Cops: Mr Mcfarlane, im going to have to issue you a $255.00 fine for underage drinking in public.

Brad: AwwW FUCK!!!!
by Brad McFarlane January 10, 2008
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A rampage that starts after drinking lots of cheap wine ie: goon, which involves driving into bins and letterboxes, pushing over Sandstone pillars/letterboxes, egging houses and cars, stealing garden gnomes and solar lights and blowing up or towing rubbish bins. "Gooning" a word for teenage drunken stupidity! A word created by my mate Rob of S.A
"You boys up for some Gooning tonight"
by BBoyz July 25, 2005
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