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googlesexual

Why is he googling up sex?!?
He’s googlesexual.
googlesexual by fuckshit7j7 March 8, 2022

Googleism 

A religion based on the vast knowledge of google. A person who celebrates this religion is a googleist.

The Adam and Eve of google is Larry Page and Sergey Brin.
Girl1: So what are you going to do tonight?

Girl2: I'm going to practice googleism by looking up things I don't know on google.
Googleism by Saraness May 2, 2009

googlewise 

The regular and popular method of proving anything through the Google search engine.
Is it popular googlewise? I mean, have you proved the popularity googlewisely? What are the results on Google?
googlewise by Orikinla Osinachi November 22, 2006

googleistic 

Definitive of Google searches. Term usually used by people who are so googlecentric and totally divorced from reality that they depend on Google to interface with the real world. Also can be used to describe bad writers who look for metaphors using Google.
That is so googleistic!
googleistic by joey-baloney February 16, 2010

Googlized 

The act of pranking a co-worker in an office area. You will change their desktop background, mess with their belongings, computer accessories, etc. This act will usually be performed while the co-worker is away from their workstation
Co-worker leaves their workstation, you will then change their desktop background to something else....this means you've been googlized.

Change the mouse right click to left click...you've been googlized.

Change the computer monitor order...you've been googlized.
Googlized by BC Tech September 20, 2012
Is a person who belives that google is god. They tend to practice their belifs by looking up what they don't know on google before making any other (life changing) decisions in life. As well as looking up life changing things on google, a googleist may also spend most of their freetime by randomly looking up things they don't know on google.

The Adam and Eve of google is Larry Page and Sergey Brin.
Girl1: How did you know what people say during wedding vows, even if you have never been to a wedding?

Girl2: I'm a devout googleist, we know as much as the internet holds.
Googleist by Saraness May 2, 2009