Goofy card

Goofy card is used to determine and describe when someone just pulled some stupid shit or got some stupid shit pulled on them

Dorian:bra dem niggas up'd on me and took the 40!!!!

Von:df dem niggas just pulled yo goofy card u a dumb ass lil nigga

Goofy card by Cartiericegirl June 30, 2019

goofy clapping

Goofy Clapping, When a person shoots over another persons head in an effort to scare that person, not hit that person.

They weren't trying to kill him, they were just Goofy Clapping.

goofy clapping by DouShaew=Sha October 6, 2017

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goofy chonger

someone who hogs the spliff. the term "goofy" implies that how they act is selfish.

Person 1: broo the zoot's getting too short wanna rocket it real quick
Person 2: nah bro just pass dat shit
Person 1: but bro you've had enough look at you *tries to steal zoot*
Person 2: you're being a real goofy chonger

goofy chonger by viriondash May 26, 2023

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goofy coon shuffle

the goofy coon shuffle is a very ancient and complex technique where the person with the ball flails there legs in an orderly manner whilst screaming and looking like the goofy coon that they are

hey look at that guy hes doing the goofy coon shuffle, what a fuking mad cunt.

goofy coon shuffle by Dalgety November 25, 2006