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Someone who thinks they are being funny but they are just being mean. Often their mean comment will be followed by a "I was just kidding" even though they weren't.
"Get away. You strike me as the type of person that jerks off to cartoons." Carrie said.
"wow way to be a goofbag." said steven.
"i was just kidding."
by philbobaggins August 04, 2016

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combination of douche bag and goof ball
Quit being such a goof bag
by hunybuny March 01, 2009

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Used to describe the mentally dazed and weary state meth users are left in after the drug wears off. Similar to "Goofball" without heroin.
I felt like such a goofbag coming down.
by Tina K June 03, 2007

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