Top Definition
When a man takes a shit, freezes it, cums on it, freezes it again, then uses it as a dildo either for himself, another guy, or a distgusting whore.
guy 1: want me to gooey panda you?
guy 2: NO!! whats wrong with you, you sick fuck!
by gooeypanda October 19, 2009
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