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the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too 

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander
MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

wanna have a good time? 

A word used by famous Australian Pimp: Jesse Bauld
This word is now a popular catchphrase evrywhere!
"Wanna have a good Time?, with a beer?"

Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma 

When you try some new food that tastes so delicious it makes you wonder "why can't my mom cook this well?". This thought makes you so angry that you feel like slapping your mom for feeding you mediocre food.

Of course, this is usually meant as a joke or figure of speech. Most people love their mothers and would never do such a thing.
Kid 1: Yo dawg, I'm tired of eatin' at home. My momma feeds me the same ol' grilled cheese sandwich for lunch every-damn-day.

Kid 2: Don't sweat it home slice. Why don't you come on over to ma crib after school? I'll make you to best PB & J sandwich you've eva tasted. Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!

Kid 1: Yeaaah boii!!

Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts 

One of the greatest insults of all time. Originally said by Johnathan Andrew Wicker, Junior on June, 18, 2019
Johnathan said this to Edan, "Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts," Edan killed himself shortly after

just want to say good luck, we are all counting on you

The best line in any movie ever, if you don't get the reference then you can go ahead and fuck yourself.
"Hey man so have you seen the movie airplane!?"
"Yeah man, I couldn't stop laughing when the doctor walked up to the cockpit after landing and said 'Just want to say good luck, we are all counting on you'..."

i wanna was a good day 

A super good song made by flamingo / albert*, while he was playing rolbox fall (in love) guys.

* flamingo/albert: he is the best rolbox youtube in the whole entire world :D
official lyrics of ' i wanna was a good day' :

I did not a good job at all but i wanna was the day i wanna was a good day i wanna was a good day i wanna was a good day i wanna was a good day i wanna was a good day i wanna was a good day i wanna

I am on here i got a couple things to go pick you wanna is a day i cant help help me get help with my homework i wanna have a good time im sorry to bother ya. I just want you to know what you want me.

Im on the phone ☎️ was your birthday 🍰 i did the day before you wanna was a day was a good but ur mum day we are all in there so i dont know i want something good idk i want

- albert (flamingo)
i wanna was a good day by flamingofan September 12, 2020