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Good Morning and God Bless 

A morning ritual where you eat breakfast and drink your coffee in the bathroom whilst taking a shit.
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom
Ethan: GOOD MORNING AND GOD BLESS

Good morning piss 

Something that happens every morning where the first thing people do(usually males) is take a piss
Bill-So what do you do every morning
Todd- I always wake up to a good morning piss
Good morning piss by uziman55 June 18, 2011

good morning, God bless 

Hila: Ethan why have you been in the bathroom for so long?

Ethan: Good morning, God bless.

Tokyo Good Morning 

When you say hi to a hot girl over speakerphone and simultaneously part your butt cheeks and fart.
I was talking to Stacey this morning and I greeted her with a Tokyo Good Morning.
Tokyo Good Morning by Sanchez94 February 3, 2019

Good Morning Gamers 

Pewdiepie's heavenly intro to his minecraft videos. This is like God saying "let there be light". Once you hear it you can never not hear it. It just keeps ringing in your head.
Mom: Honey, wake up!
Me: GOOOOOOD MOOOORNING GAMERRRRRRS!!! It's a beatiful day in Minecraft.
Mom: I am sending you to mental health care school ok?

In Mental Health Care:
Me: Good morning gamers!!!!!!!!!
Doctors: We have an Avengers level threat.
Good Morning Gamers by bamboomaster September 9, 2019

Good Morning and God Bless 

When you shit, eat breakfast and drink coffee while on the toilet, at the same time.
"How was your weekend brother?"
"Amazing, I did a Good Morning and God Bless!"
"Oh I love doing those, they're fantastic!"