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Diarrhea that when excreted drips down to your gooch in liquid form with such undigested acidity that it litterally burns the hairs right off your gooch leaving you walking funny for the rest of the day with a very uncomfortable burn... Similar to the feeling of hot sauce on your lips... Except on your gooch...
"Hey man, why are you walking like Yosemite Sam?"
"Man, I just dropped some gooch burning rhea and my gooch is on fire!"
"Sucks to be you."
by iluvcumming July 17, 2006

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