goobie graber Share definition Flag A large hook or stick that is used to latch on to ones scrotum and cause extreme pain. Used in torture situacions That little mutha fucka just got me with dat little fuckin goobie graber goobie graber by Shitty McShit April 1, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the goobie graber mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch