gooberfied 

To Be Gooberfied. IsThe New Shocking ahh of the person around him.
A Very Experienced Fast Witted Person With Excellent Verbal Comebacks. "Goober" We Have One On Every Group. Fag Talk Specialist. The More Gay The Better. WARNING!! Do Not Bring Goober To Any Fancy Get Togethers Or Churches. Very High Chances Of Leaving Your Mind Dripping And Mentality Turned Out....

What a place to be getting Gooberfied at

gooberfied by x20twinx November 5, 2018

Gooberville

1) The more appropriate last name for Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville
2) A U.S. Senator elected primarily because of a: name recognition based on a college football coaching career and b: the support of disgraced (then) President Donald Trump
3) A Senator whose major "accopmplishment" is obstructing the process of Senate approval for qualified candidates to fill essential military leadership positions
4) an fitting slogan for an entire state that allows itself to be represented by such a fool (eg, "Alabama--the Gooberville state"

a: It's an outrage enator Tommy Gooberville is still compromising America's national security by allowing the Chief positions of each branch of tge U.S. military to remain unfilled"
b: "I know--it's too bad that the entire state of Alabama is such a Gooberville that most oh his voters don't even care"

Gooberville by Ann Tetum August 13, 2023

Goobering

The act of dipping your testicles into your lover's fecal matter.

Person #1: Yo dude i was slammin' my girl last night and she offered to let me try some goobering with her!

Person #2: Damn bruh, how was it?

Person #1: It was dank af, my nuts smelled for hours!

Goobering by AlwayLoading September 18, 2017

Goobervision 

When one's perception of the world is dumb or ignorant.

Dude, that 24 pack of La Cervaza has really gave you goobervision if you believe that the Lakers are not going to win the finals this year.

Goobervision by bru2586320 April 13, 2009

Gooberspoot 

Mixture of semen and feces that runs down the leg of someone who has received anal sex

Jane had gooberspoot running down her leg after Dick slammed her backdoor.

Gooberspoot by JerkyJerk October 10, 2016

Gooberism 

Any act which is purposefully commited to promote laughter or humour, but unfortunately, makes the speaker look as though they are intellectually equivalent to a door-knob.

Goober: "Jenny is such a wench, who would ever think that going bald is an attractive look for a girl?"
John replies: "Jenny has cancer you door-knob. She didn't shave her head because she thought it looked good. What did you say you majored in at unversity again, gooberisms?"

Gooberism by PoulterGEIST November 13, 2010

Gooberries 

An alternative name for testicles, referring to their gooey insides.

My gooberries made that tube sock so crusty, it actually cut me.

Gooberries by stallionitalian July 25, 2010