An imaginary disease, which may not be so imaginary. Usually involves goobers exiting a woman's vaginal cavity. Commonly known as "dirty whore syndrome."
Guy driving by hookers with friends: "Eh, I bet she's got a hefty case of the goober snatch."
by ImTotallyGoingToStalkYou April 29, 2007
complete goofball, nut, dingbat, etc.
Don't be such a goobersnatch!
by Zimmi April 14, 2005
a girl whose puss leaves "boogers" on you after sex.
man, she knew how to work it, but she had a goober snatch.
by mr. z800 July 07, 2011