Gooed

The consumption of too many drugs e.g weed, alcohol, blow with the accumulation of too many pizza pockets puts the users into a complete state of paralysis unable to remove from the couch only the addiction of the substances will give the user the motive and or the drive to remove him or herself from the couch and to the fridge, bong, or glass chessboard placed on the table right in front of him

Spencer: how much weed have we got left

Nigel: urrrrrgh urrrrgh

Rob: he's gooed to the couch

James: lets eat his pizza pockets

Gooed by critizise this February 1, 2013

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gooed

past tense of shooting goo, i.e. busting a nut

"when she bent over it was so hot, i gooed my britches"

gooed by Steph X September 22, 2007

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Gooed

The act of ejaculating in or on someone.

Gooing is the Verb equivalent.

Person 1 "Was she good in bed?"
Person 2 "Ahh man, I gooed all over her!"

Gooed by HaZaAtki April 11, 2010

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gooed

that feeling you have after good sex

"that sex i had last night was gooed"

gooed by elise and mandii January 3, 2007

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Gooed up

Gooed up is referring to locking something down originating from using a goo gun from the game The Finals. The gun sprays a sort of insulation foam to keep things in place.

That room is Gooed up bro

Gooed up by Kilometersbutemo January 27, 2026

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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