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a painful jab to the stuff between the legs (males)
he got goo jabbed so hard his balls popped.
by goo jab master April 06, 2009
An attack that is derived from Luigi's down smash in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. It invovles the heavenward facing of the palm and a quick, forceful light speed attack on the area of the male where most of the nerves are concentrated (A.K.A the testicles).
Yeah, I wuz goo jabbed jus da otha day, and now I can't feel dem no mo.
by YouGotPanned April 15, 2009