Gonk Droid 

Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid is a walking battery that repeatedly says gonk. Lucasfilm has made multiple attempts to make a Gonk Droid stand alone film but that was deemed impossible. This was because to make the film Lucasfilm would need footage of heaven itself. The amount of light and holiness would have blinded people. The blind would be able to see again but would just go blind again from its holiness.

Me: I need to charge my phone.
*Gonk Droid descends from heaven to help you*
Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid: Gonk

Gonk Droid by DEW ETT December 17, 2017

Gonk 

A polite way to call someone a idiot

u absolute gonk

Gonk by shankedyshankerton January 26, 2019

The Gonk 

A beautiful song composed by Herbert Chappel that is originally from the movie "Dawn of the Dead" and is also now used in the "New Castle Ale" commercials.

duh dum dah dum da duh da dum da dum da dadadadadadum de dum the gonk

The Gonk by adambenner September 30, 2013

flanking the gonk 

"flanking the gonk" is a sexual act where a woman is held upsidedown preforms oral sex on one man while another man stands on something and has anal sex with her while pouring hot wax on her feet.

man that chick was such a whore we were "flanking the gonk" all night long.

flanking the gonk by Sunday Knight June 15, 2010

Gon Gonk

A phrase used to make people aware of you entering a room. Especially if they havent already seen you.

Mark: Yeh whens Jason gettin her with the Carslberg im gaspin like...

Pecker: I know yeh, any chance like!

(Door Opens)

Wearmouth: Gon Gonk!! gon gon gon gon gonk!!

Gon Gonk by Jason Wearmouth June 28, 2009

Gonk 

A person who is very intoxicated (drunk) and acts in a foolish way, losing control of ones faculties and behaviour. A term used by doormen in Waterford, Ireland.

'Gonk of the night'
'Look at the state of that Gonk'
'This Gonk isn't going in'

Gonk by Rosscahill2036 February 19, 2018

Gonk Droid 

The god of Lego Star Wars

While he may seem useless, Gonk Droid is actually quite popular among LSWTCS memers.

Gonk Droid by Flatblok71 February 17, 2020