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gorgonkerk 

inf: the white veiny things on clementines.
I always peel off the gorgonkerk on my clementines before i eat the delicious fruit.
gorgonkerk by Jane Cakemaster December 9, 2008
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A person lacking intelligence, creativity and personality. Usually a person named after a plant or animal.
He is such a gongong! How could I have ever loved him?
gongong by snowflakesfalling February 12, 2017

gongongahaffa 

Gongongahaffa (guhn-guhn-gah-haf-fah):

"You are going to have to".

Gongongahaffa is almost always followed by a verb/noun pair. This v/n pair will often exhibit the same compressed quality that Gongongahaffa exhibits. The single most popular gongongahaffa expression is: Gongonahaffa-eepoo or "You are going to have to eat poo," which is used to convey "You're fucked now!" to someone who has gotten themselves into a bad situation:

Ooooh! You shouldn't have done that. Now gongongahaffa-eepoo.

There is sometimes confusion about why this word is not "gongahaffa" which might seem to make more sense. The answer lies in the word's origins. The word comes from a song by a musical artist named "mr strauss":

"You're gongongahaffa eat poo, yeah that's what you're gongahaffa do, yeah now gongongahaffa, yeah now gongongahaffa, yeah now gongongahaffa eat poo."

Note that the short form, "gongahaffa" does occur once in the song. This short form, however, is considered deprecated. It is no longer in common use.

Gongongahaffa, in some communities, can be preceeded with "You're." Despite the obvious redundancy of doing so, it is considered technically correct, albeit a little strange, to do so.
(You're) gongongahaffa eepoo (eat poo).
gongongahaffa by vox monitor July 18, 2005

gongontous 

Very elegantly delightful usually said to describe a food that is very scrumptious
This hot pocket is gongontous
gongontous by Toesemen69 March 23, 2022

gonronkle 

A string cheese textured part of the peepee known for pleasure
I went over to Brittney’s last night and she totally gleebed all over my gonronkle.
gonronkle by JoGinacles May 24, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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