Gon Go Escapo 

To escape from a bad situation or something similar to that... Can also be when something drops or slips off of something in a comedic way... The escapo part is improperly endowed Spanish, but is much more Southern American in root term...

"Oh shit, here come the cops, I gon go escapo from them..."

"My Izuzu Rodeo gon go escapo out the trailer, haha..."

Gon Go Escapo by KirbyBisharp/BitchDaddyKiddErm April 14, 2019

The Gon-Goozler 

You are gonna die Mark

you cannot run from the Gon-Goozler

The Gon-Goozler by Unus Annus Creatures October 13, 2020

Gon Gonk

A phrase used to make people aware of you entering a room. Especially if they havent already seen you.

Mark: Yeh whens Jason gettin her with the Carslberg im gaspin like...

Pecker: I know yeh, any chance like!

(Door Opens)

Wearmouth: Gon Gonk!! gon gon gon gon gonk!!

Gon Gonk by Jason Wearmouth June 28, 2009

gon-gon 

the largest of all 4 monkey warriors on the game cube game "monkey ball". he's big and has an angrier face than Baby, Mimi, or Ai-Ai.

matt: hey lets play monkey ball!!
michelle: yeah!! ok!!
diana: yay!!
david: sure
matt: im ai-ai!!
michelle: im mimi!!
diana: im baby!!
david: aw fuck...im gon-gon...

gon-gon by meechi May 18, 2008

Galloping Gon-Gon's

A disease a person can aquire, by unknown forces, which causes them to break out into several small assholes about their body, causes them to shit themselves to death

Holy shit! how did I get the galloping gon-gon,s.

Galloping Gon-Gon's by Goosecock July 27, 2004

Gon-gonn 

Someone who thinks they're better than you but is actually a whore who sleeps around with anything that moves.

He thinks he's so great but he's actually a gon-gonn

Gon-gonn by Fateiskarma May 10, 2011

Don’ gon’ getcha gotcha 

*see retrieve*

Welcome to southern Louisiana, where we dont just retrieve, we don’ gon’ getcha gotcha.

Don’ gon’ getcha gotcha by Zydeco2017 November 29, 2018