Everyday Olympian

n: Someone who makes everyday tasks an olympic event. They are extremely competitive and will do anything for victory. They tend to exaggerate their motions to portray their complete dedication to staple activities.

Matt - "Hey did you ever notice how Greg will sprint up the stairs or see how many papers he can staple a minute."
Jimmy - "Yeah I have, he's just an everyday olympian."

Everyday Olympian by The man of the man2 January 14, 2010

Percy Jackson and The Olympians 

A series of books written by author Rick Riordan, which is miles better than the similar but inferior series, Harry Potter.

Everyone: OMG, Harry Potter is the best series ever!!!
Quiet nerd on the back: But Percy Jackson and The Olympians is better...
Everyone: NANI?!!

Percy Jackson and The Olympians by pjoisbetterthanhp August 27, 2020

The Olympians 

The Olympians are a large group of assholes in the sky that force their kids to do dangerous shit for them. They are also the major Greek gods(Zeus-DramaQueen; Hera-Bitchlady; Poseidon-Seaking; Ares-ScumBag; Aphrodite-Bitch; Athena-StupidandWise; Hephaestus-UglyRepairMan; Deméter-CerealQueen; Dionysius-DrunkDude; Hermes-Stealer; Apollo-EgotisticalSunBoy; Artimis-ManHatingGoddess) Almost all of these are made by me.

Dam those idiot-sorry, The Olympians *says in a sassy voice* in the sky-Cringe Kid

The Olympians by Cringe Kid December 16, 2018

golympics 

1) the annual gay olympics. takes place in the fall, when a select group of the professional gays with the best regular season performance get together for the gayest event in the world. often called the "MLB playoffs" by the gay community. see also golympian.

1) the homo put the golympics on tv and the mom covered her sons eyes.

2) michael jordan took a brief break from basketball in the mid 90s to "experiment." fortunately, he wasn't gay enough and never made it past the qualifying rounds into the actual golympics.

3) the documentary, angels in the outfield, shocked the world as audiences saw the damaging impact the golympics can have on a child's psyche. unfortunately, banning the golympics in media outlets remains one of the most unattended to issues in modern america, along with global warming.

golympics by lalegend October 8, 2010

winter olympians 

white people

If you're concerned about crime, consider a town loaded with winter olympians.

winter olympians by griffin77 December 9, 2008

Olympian 

The Olympian is when a female has a penis in each orifice (anus, mouth, vagnia) and one in each hand while being on her knees. This represents the 5 circles of the olympics, thus making it the olympian.

May only be seen in porn or college!

Hey man, let's pull the olympian on that midget over there!

Olympian by NmE69 October 21, 2010

Send Olympian 

Level of Send below stevewilldoitsendgod. Stevewilldoit is the only one with the title Send god, send olympian is the one below. Very hard to aquire. You must be a daily rona / dartie smoker, get succulent pointers, and love 905shooter/906 from nelk. Very fullsend to say for the very least

Fuck bud that guy cody that is such a Send Olympian, have my birdie oh cody!

Send Olympian by sickkunt420 April 27, 2021