grolton and hovris 

fictional plastecine-based tv show inspired by wallace and gromit set in the universe of the dont hug me im scared television show.
mainly shown as a comedic interlude in the show.

*yellow guy watching grolton and hovris*
yellow guy: hey... hey hey... grolton is the dog

grolton and hovris by realtackshooter August 2, 2023

goatonapole 

Goatonapole is the philosophy of being that holds that there is a Goat and a Pole and that the Goat is on the Pole. In the relation of Goat and Pole we Goatonapolists find an eternal thread of unfathomable cosmic significance, a point of reference in which all opposites dissolve into a unity of infinite breadth, a universal truth underlying the very fabric of existence. Upon contemplation of the Goat, the Pole, and their relative positions, one cannot help but realize that we've always been talking about Goatonapole. Whether we accept, reject, or live in ignorance of Goatonapole, we are all Goatonapolists.

A goat is on a pole, hence Goatonapole is not a false philosohpy.

goatonapole by goatonapolist May 1, 2008

golonkadonk

A woman who is over six feet tall. The main factor that decides if Mike Golonka finds a girl extremely hot.

Janet is 6'5! A total Golonkadonk.

golonkadonk by Innocent III April 28, 2005

Callum Gorton 

When your at a festival and she falls asleep with you balls deep

Callum Gorton was here

Callum Gorton by BbiggusDickus June 21, 2019

Golondaz

It is a rare Bangladeshi last name. It originates from the word 'Olindaz' which meant 'the people coming from the town Olinda in Portugal'

"Golondaz? That's a weird last name."

"You probably just never heard of it cause it's very rare in here."

Golondaz by heliumGAS October 14, 2018

The Gorton Fisherman 

To have sex with a woman while she's on the rag. And when your finished to remove the tampon with your teeth

I Banged this prostitue then i bit her tampon string and pulled it out and it smelled like fish..Dude you totally gave her the gorton fisherman

The Gorton Fisherman by Scooter Pie all over September 4, 2012

Galton

to flirt or to mack with the opposite sex.

Yo man, you need to galton with that girl, over there

Galton by Destello June 17, 2008