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Someone who listens to way too much Mighty Mighty BossToneS and spends too much time looking at pr0n. May abuse assclown, assparty, clownboat in place of expletives. Is fond of pie.
That golrien just ate my last pie.

Why won't that golrien return my monkey?

That golrien is slacking off again.
by actual October 27, 2003