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Golden Sunrise 

The event in which an individual is awoken by the sound, smell, taste, or feeling of being pissed on.

Primarily received by (but not limited to) unsuspecting or unwilling individuals.

Most commonly delivered by an individual but there have been rare occurrences in which multiple people simultaneously contribute.
J - "I drank damn near two liters of cheap tequila last night and woke up feeling like deep fried dog shit"

R - "You think that's bad? I got so drunk I blacked out, woke up to a Golden Sunrise..."

J - "Golden Sunrise??"

R - "Yeah, Basically that prick Kyle, his sister Stacy, even his damn Chihuahua gave me a golden shower..... AS A WAKE UP!"
Golden Sunrise by Playze June 19, 2011

Golden Sunrise 

An event in which an individual about to give oral sex to an uncut penis retracts the foreskin to reveal a thick layer of knob cheese.
P - "I wouldn't go down on him, he doesn't clean under his foreskin!"

R - "Why, that doesn't matter?"

P - "As long as you don't mind being awoken by a golden sunrise."
Golden Sunrise by pgolden992 October 15, 2013

Golden Sunset

A sexual event in which a man prepares a cup containing an egg yolk and urine and splashes it onto his partner’s face at the moment he/she is about to climax.
He said he was going to “plan a golden sunset,” and his roommate immediately hid all the eggs and locked the bathroom.
Golden Sunset by ZheeYoyo April 28, 2026

into the golden sunset 

to send someone ( physically, especially when they are past 65 and serve no political purpose)or something ( as in stop using an antiquated object altogether) into retirement
It is time to send Hillary Clinton and/or her ideas into the golden sunset

sunshine golden happiness

an instance in which extreme gayness is shown between two men and lasts for 20 minutes.
Matt and Jacob just shared a moment full of sunshine golden happiness.