When a man gets naked, lays on his back, stretches out his sack to make a bowl shape out of his sack. Once the bowl is formed he must urinate on himelf and try to make as much urine into the bowl as possible. Now, maintaining positive control of the sack you must stand up, walk up to somebody and splash the urine on the person preferably a woman who is being an extreme ass hole!!!
i just got ther golden parachute.
by nasty bitch!!! March 24, 2011
A clause in an executive's employment contract specifying that he/she will receive large benefits in the event that the company is acquired and the executive's employment is terminated. These benefits can take the form of severance pay, a bonus, stock options, or a combination thereof.
Larry Johnston, the biggest douche bag in the world is getting a 120 million dollar golden parachute for destroying Albertsons, one of the largest grocery chains in America.. Fuck him..
by Max "Fuck You" B. June 05, 2006
When your boy friend pisses on your umbrella and you jump off the roof with it on to a massive dildo.
Dave didn't make it to the golf tournament today, he suffered a broken leg from performing a Golden Parachute last night.
by MeanJoeGreen1979 June 16, 2015