Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge' 

It is incorrectly thought that the highest accolade a cub can get is the Silver Award. However, if you are made air tight by Akela and, ideally, two members of the Catholic church (if not possible then Baloo and Bagheera will suffice) then the Golden Award/Tupperware

Badge will be yours..

Little Jimmy found the experience a little uncomfortable and couldn't look Akela in the eye thereafter but was so proud to join the elite few that year that were given the Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'

Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge' by Special Dan July 12, 2024

Golden Puck Award

Widely recognized by most in any ice hockey playing New England boarding school, the recipient of the Golden Puck Award is given to the girl who was officially the biggest puck slut named by those on the boys hockey team at the end of the year.

"Haha look at that new girl all over the hockey players, she looks like such a slut, i'll put ten bucks down on her winning the Golden Puck Award this year."

Golden Puck Award by Nocciola July 19, 2009

Golden Globe Award 

A Golden Globe Award is an accolade presented by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA) to recognize excellence in film, television both domestic and foreign. The annual formal ceremony and dinner at which the awards are presented is a major part of the film industry's awards season, which culminates each year with the Academy Awards.

The 1st Golden Globe Awards were held in January 1944 at the 20th Century Fox studios in Los Angeles. The 68th Golden Globe Awards, honoring the best in film and television for 2010, was presented on January 16, 2011, at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California, where they have been held annually since 1961.

Is known to discredit all of your favorite celebs, movies, tv shows and songs.
be prepared for disappointment.

person 1- "What show won the Golden Globe Award for best television series- drama?"
person 2- "Boardwalk Empire"
person 1- "WHAT?"

Golden Globe Award by ihatelyingmuthafukas January 17, 2011

Golden Raspberry Award

The longer name for the Razzie Awards, which have annually dis-honored Worst Achivements in Film since 1980. Worst Picture "winners" include CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC, HOWARD THE DUCK, Madonna's remake of SWEPT AWAY, GIGLI and Halle Berry as CATWOMAN.

Halle bery actually showed up to accept her Golden Raspberry Award as Worst Actress of 2004 for CATWOMAN.

Golden Raspberry Award by HeadBerry April 30, 2005

Golden Tear Award

An annual award given out to a person that skips to many events such cook-outs, basketball games, going to the bar, because he/she rather cry about it and/or their life.

Dudes: We need an 8th so we can get some 4v4 going... Call Johnny.
Johnny: Hey guys I can't
Dudes: Wtf why not
Johnny: Man i have these things
Dudes: click!

And the Golden Tear award goes to Johnny!

Golden Tear Award by Schultzism March 10, 2010

Golden Schmeeg Award

When somebody has truly and completely fucked up the night, usually due to their high drug and/or alcohol consumption.

"Someone pass this dude the Golden Schmeeg Award, he's magging all over the place."

"I definitely deserve the Golden Schmeeg Award after thinking I might die on those chems last night."

Golden Schmeeg Award by loryyy June 25, 2009

Golden Globe Award 

The guy lays on his back masturbaiting, just before he gets off his partner "male of female" urinates on the head of his penis causing ejaculation.

She gave me a golden globe award. I had piss running down my balls but it felt great

Golden Globe Award by gomer21280 December 22, 2009