1 definition by Schultzism

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An annual award given out to a person that skips to many events such cook-outs, basketball games, going to the bar, because he/she rather cry about it and/or their life.
Dudes: We need an 8th so we can get some 4v4 going... Call Johnny.
Johnny: Hey guys I can't
Dudes: Wtf why not
Johnny: Man i have these things
Dudes: click!

And the Golden Tear award goes to Johnny!
by Schultzism March 10, 2010

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