Jeff you're goldbluming.
by CptnKeegs November 15, 2020
Not just a win, but a win of the most epic proportions. Originated from Flyntologists during the first holy Texmas, it is named after Flyntologist Lord and Savior Jeff Goldblum. Not to be capitalized, as it is not used as a proper noun.
Antonym: Brundle
Antonym: Brundle
by the sloze. September 12, 2010
To go from being extremely intoxicated to sober in a very short period of time, like Jeff Goldblum did in Independence Day right before he made the computer virus that destroyed the alien invaders.
by f***_off April 2, 2011
To draw attention to a person's negative physical characteristics (especially those of someone's crush), like Jeff Goldblum's ears, and thus to make them uncrushworthy forever.
T. "Gross! Ewan McGregor's mole is repulsive."
A. "Now all I can see is the mole. Stop goldbluming people for me! I hate you sooo much!"
A. "Now all I can see is the mole. Stop goldbluming people for me! I hate you sooo much!"
by R1's_awesome December 2, 2006
To sneakily attack someone using only your fingers or a long object. Because Jeff Goldblum has creepy, unusually long fingers.
by xsuntheweezerx August 17, 2015
When a video game crashes/freezes/gameplay becomes jittery.
Taken from the 1st helicopter scene in jurassic park when jeff goldblum laughs and people like to rewind it and play it over many times because it sounds funny- and so the tape gets warn out and lines come across it and stuff.
Taken from the 1st helicopter scene in jurassic park when jeff goldblum laughs and people like to rewind it and play it over many times because it sounds funny- and so the tape gets warn out and lines come across it and stuff.
'cant be arsed to play any more of this, sonic is goldblumming like a bitch!'
'f**kin goldblumstation 3'
'this is the goldblummiest game i've ever played! check this out i'm in goldblum world here'
'f**kin goldblumstation 3'
'this is the goldblummiest game i've ever played! check this out i'm in goldblum world here'
by Ben Carr May 14, 2007
To be raped after a breaking and entering. Either commited by street thugs or in prison. the term was coined from 1974's classic film Death Wish where jeff Goldblum rapes the main characters daughter.
by Chris Dolmeph June 18, 2018