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One who is gol matol in nature, however does not exhibit any physical qualities of an obese person. The vast majority of these individuals are those whose names start with an "S" and end in an "A." -- (Also, see "gol matol")
You, sir, are a gol gappa.
by thegolmatol October 20, 2010