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Nerdy, likes star treck and underage girls. Is a track coach and teacher on the side, to pay for triathlons and shit.

Is attracted to 17 year olds and gingers(pale skinned, red haired people with freckles).

Fag.
god, did you see how that man looked at you?what a gohn...
by hewhoknowseverything January 21, 2008

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