googances 

Googances

gu'.gon-sES adj.
To describe, in a shorter word, google annoyances (annoying things on and/or of google) for the purpose of text, tweet, or other character limiting req. A way to explain lacking(s) in a product or concept in reference to "goo."

gu‘.gon-sES verb.
Actions similar to that of google annoyances. Any multitude of actions that have simple requirements, yet are made overly-complex and cannot accomplish their original goal as intended.

What a bunch of googances the baseball team did, they should be able to run to first base without tripping on their own shoe laces and remember not to throw the bat at the UMP. To top it off, they all forgot their socks.

googances by JJdaCool October 12, 2010

gomance 

2. A relationship where the two people are separated by a great distance and they have to “go” or travel to see each other.

John and Sally lived 300 kilometers apart and had make plans to go to see each other. Their gomance flourished but the bus rides were long. (www.gomance.ca)

gomance by BillyRaeJoeBobJr October 13, 2010

gomance 

1. A relationship between two people who ride the “GO Train” a commuter train operated by the Government of Ontario in Toronto, Canada.

Strangers Fred and Elizabeth began to talk while riding the GO Train which eventually turned into a gomance. They are now contemplating joining the Corridor Club.

gomance by BillyRaeJoeBobJr October 13, 2010

Golance 

A combination of the words "go" and "lance" in reference to the great Lance Armstrong that when said together sound like one word, especially after screaming it 93856.8 times while watching coverage of the Tour de France. Unfortunately, Lance has retired, but we can still say "Golance" for everything he has done for cancer research and the sport of cycling.

Lance Armstrong just passed Jan Ullrich in the time trial!GOLANCE!

Golance by livestrongpatriot December 28, 2005