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got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal 

Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.

This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.

A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.

This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"

Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"

B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"

A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"

goalkeeper 

1. In soccer, or football as some places name the position, the only person that is really truly unique in the 11 players.

goalies are allowed to use hands while inside their own goalie box.

If you read to here, congrats! the people who left might think i am a boring asshole to leave things like this on urban! I am gonna start talking about what the goalie really does.

First of all, the goalie has the most fucked up job on the pitch. He dives, he saves, he leaps, he slides in mud, he cannot make mistakes, he is thought by assholes that don't know soccer as"easy job", and thought by even bigger assholes that know about soccer as "useless". chicks crave the strikers-they evade the goalkeepers.

secondly, no other position has a bigger decisive power than the goalie. if a goalie saves a goalbound shot, it equals as he scores one. why does so many assholes think the goalies are useless?

if you are a professional goalkeeper, great. good news, if you make good saves, you will show in the highlights. bad news, if you concede, the video of you eating shit will be played over and over again.

last, goalies are the backbone of the defence! when the team is fucked, its the goalie that has shit smeared all over his face picking up the ball from inside the goal and screaming:" fucking fight! you motherfucking assholes! lets go out and fuck those motherfucking fucks!!!!"

so! i hope you are a little more interested in goalkeeper!
"STOP THAT FUCKIN BULLSHIT AND PLAY SOME SOCCER!!!!!!!" yells the goalkeeper.
goalkeeper by Carlisle C September 5, 2012
Without a god. Many times, this is used to describe atheists and satanists in a disparaging manner. However, there are a number of "godless" religions such as Buddhism and Taoism.
You godless heathen!
godless by A Transsexual Woman March 29, 2008

My wrath will be godlike 

A term commonly used by female columbiners.
Usually a very threatening statement.
Girl: My wrath will be godlike tomorrow!
Person: Looks like someone likes to use tumblr.
A champion whose level of skill at an activity is so much above that of the common mortal, that mortals aren't really any competition for him. They might as well be facing god, because they're never going to win a single bout.

The term started being popularized by the game Unreal Tournament where the voice of the announcer shouts: GODLIKE! For all to listen, when a player kills 25 enemy players in a row, without dying. This feature was later added to other popular games, DotA-like games being of the most prominent.

Interesting Fact: In DotA you only have to kill 10 players in a row to get Godlike'd. If you kill more than 10 in a row, the DotA announcer says: HOLY SHIT! and adds a subtitle: 'Player is beyond Godlike. PLEASE, somebody kill him!'.
/* A player just killed the entire enemy team while all his teammates were down */
Mortal #1: Did we all just lose against this one guy?
Mortal #1: WTF just happened?
Mortal #2: Hello there,... are you god?
/* Unreal tournament voice: GODLIKE! */
Godlike by señor matanza October 8, 2012

Godless Scum 

A group of rugby players from University College London.
UCL Rugby are the Godless Scum.

(To the tune of Que Sera, Sera)

When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother what would I be?
Would I be U-C or would I be King's,
Here's what she said to me...

Wash your mouth out son,
Go fetch you father's gun,
And shoot all the godless scum,
KCL, C-L.

KCL, C-L,
Whatever will be, will be.
We shat on the LSE,
KCL, C-L.
Godless Scum by Captain Fabio October 21, 2008