Goat Rider

An individual that fucks the shit out of goats.

"Damn dude did you know Matt is a real Goat Rider"

by Red444 September 29, 2018

WGR - Wet Goat Rider

A term that can be applied to anyone boring, and therefore not exhibiting behaviour likely to gain them admiration or respect from their closest friends. Can also mean someone who rides wet goats in the literal sense.

"Are you comin' out to play pool?"

"No, I'm not feeling it tonight"

"Don't be a WGR"

"What d'you call me?"

"A WGR - Wet Goat Rider"

"OK I'll come out"

by asswipe17 March 13, 2013