goat fuck

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
Similar to but more severe than goat rope.

The sales meeting started out Ok, then Chuck got up to speak and it went totally goat fuck.

goat fuck by Q-Ball September 4, 2005

Goat Fuck

Being in a situation SO screwed that there is no hope of recovery or clean withdrawal. also see FUBARnext stage up from Cluster Fucksimalar to goat rope.

Everybody was instructed to not fire until authorized by HQ (head quarters) while taking heavy incoming fire from the next block. The soldiers wondered how to get out of this Goat Fuck situation.
Also used in a question of responsability " who's in charge of this Goat Fuck?"

Goat Fuck by FrontierViking July 15, 2008

goat fuck

After things start out with good intentions and become completely screwed up beyond all recognition. Goat Fuck is beyond a cluster fuck, worse than a FUBAR. Continued attempts to correct the situation only make the situation worse and more embarrassing.

Term believed to be originally coined by G. Kirker around 1998 in Tennessee.

I volunteered to work on this old car before I realized what a goat fuck it really is.

goat fuck by moneyblues September 15, 2010

goat fuck

When you fuck a goat.

John: Wheres my goat?
Ryan: Why?
John: So I can go for a nice round of goat fuck.

goat fuck by marryjizzle February 23, 2009

goat fuck

A reaction one has when he knows when he or she will eventually get screwed. Or already has been screwed.

Hey how would you like to join us for dinner? I'll pay.

No thanks. Last time I got stuck with the bill and i was goat fucked.

goat fuck by Cellardoor July 16, 2008

Goat Fuck

When the male puts his hands on a females shoulders and slams that dick in her until she screams like a goat.

Girl bend over so I can goat fuck you.

Goat Fuck by Usesreallifeexamples June 29, 2022

goat-fuck 

vt. to intentionally ram into the asses of other cars for the purpose of watching them fly off the road and go boom.

Raj decided to goat-fuck the asshole who cut him off.

goat-fuck by Achmed Al Shalab April 19, 2006