Zero brain cells. Was gifted 10 inches soft by god but doesn’t get any use
Can’t see why Ande gets all the girls he is dumber than a goard
by Slick Rick May 18, 2019
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You are gay and bored and all you want to do is crush some cocks.....but there are none around
Oh man I am so goard right now.....are there not any cocks around????
by bellman11111 March 31, 2011
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God! Did you see the goard garden on that kid's face?
by Guy Reynolds September 6, 2006
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She is the most outstanding and down to earth person who has eyes brighter than the stars who her hugs feel like a warm blanket warm and tight her embrace keeps you from drifting to out of space she will be there for you if your there for her her heart is breakable like glass with lips of beauty and sweet her smell is a smell you could never ever forget with memories to last a lifetime and millions more
Olivia Paige goard is pretty cute ngl lemme get that number

Olivia Paige Goard is the most sweetest perfect girlfriend ever for Isaiah Diego Terrazas
by Isaiah dias terrez February 1, 2020
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