A "corner person" without temptations and feelings. One who must first thrust themselves upon reality before claiming the prize within.
Marcus: My Goal Man has been acting up lately
Leopold: You must first insert the inserter.
Marcus: I don't really care about that no more, you Goal Man
Leopold: Thank you, I have seen, now, you, go! To the future!!!
by Marcus Leopold July 3, 2006
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when you finally fill the entire surface of water in the toilet with pee bubbles. getting laid comes in second.
Honey! grab the camera! i just completed every man's goal in life!

really? ill hurry!

Come on! theyre starting to pop!
by xyguy729 March 17, 2011
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