penis.. cock.. wang...pee pee... the one eyed willie... the main vein, even... snake... dork.... ding aling... schlong... tally whacker.... johnso- ... you get the idea! :D
would you like me to enliven your goad?
Dude, she got my goad so hard...
I got skeet all over my goad!
Acronym for GROW OLD ALONE and DIE. A term especially used in online dating, where those who are not getting live dates out of their online dating profiles become more and more desperate, fearing they may become totally dateless and mateless, the dreaded GOAD.
Anxious woman to another: Will you please check my online dating profiles and pictures if I send you the links? Tell me your honest opinion! If I don't start getting some dates, I'm going to end up being a GOAD!!!
An extremely good looking person.
Wow, check out that Goad.
everything. it isnt the end of anything, it isnt GROW OLD ALONE & DIE. its sunshine on a rainy day. birds chirping. beautiful sweet long lasting forever and ever. you will always be happy with goad. its special. and no matter what you do, dont let it go.
if you're in love, you've met a goad
not good, bad.
Did you see that fumble? Yeah that was goad!
Is the unshaven hair that is growing underneath a man's (or woman's) chin/neck that is quite nappy and scruffy looking, or looks as though the person never should have tried to grow hair there. often referred to as a "nasty Goad"
hey Jim, did you happen to see charlies nasty Goad
hes got goin on.
that bum sure had a nasty Goad
none of the other definitions
there is an upper and a lower goad.
dont be rascist, bolt your goad.
is your upper goad bolted or strapped on?
is your lower goad firm and erect?
can i suck your lower goad?
what colour is your upper goad?
is your goad safety pinned?
my mom likes my goad.