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n. - a sexual act in which a person sits on the tip of the garden gnome's hat until they, or the gnome, achieves climax.

n. - in other circles, it is the sexual act of manual penis stimulation from a garden gnome
Brandi: Where is Jackson right now?

Mark: Last I saw, he left the viewing of the Great Gatsby and was caught in the garden getting a gnome job. I don't think he wants anymore quiche...
by BungBro5 April 06, 2014

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